The Weekly Bark

Weekly Bark Issue #9
Harley's Creations The Weekly Bark Issue #9 — September 15, 2026 Spray. Duck. Repeat. 💦🐾 🐾 Look What They Did Now The Great Hose Ambush Sometimes you don't need a punchline — you just need three bulldogs and a garden hose. This is what happens when hose duty turns into a team sport. One's soaked, one's mid-ambush, and one's clearly regretting every life choice that led to this backyard. Nobody consented. Everybody's staying. 🎨 Design Spotlight Bulldog Garden Hose Crew We turned this exact energy into a shirt. One bulldog... Read more...
Issue #8 — Everybody Equally Unbothered

Issue #8 — Everybody Equally Unbothered
Another Monday, another round of nonsense from the crew. Here's what happened this week. Look What They Did Now This is what "family bed" actually means in this house. Elvis,... Read more...
Issue #7 — They're Not Spoiled.

Issue #7 — They're Not Spoiled.
Another Monday, another round of nonsense from the crew. Here's what happened this week. Look What They Did Now This week it's a full house — Elvis, Lola, and Zuley... Read more...
Weekly Bark Issue #6

Weekly Bark Issue #6
  Another Monday, another round of nonsense from the crew. Here's what happened this week. Look What They Did Now Exhibit A: one dog bed, formerly intact. Exhibit B: three... Read more...
Weekly Bark Issue #5

Weekly Bark Issue #5
This week's a little different. No crew mischief up top — instead, we changed something on the site, and it felt worth explaining. A Little Throwback That's Harley. First road... Read more...
Weekly Bark Issue #4

Weekly Bark Issue #4
Another Monday, another round of nonsense from the crew. Here's what happened this week. 🐾 Look What They Did Now Elvis and Zuley were last seen "playing." What actually happened... Read more...
Weekly Bark Issue #3

Weekly Bark Issue #3
🐾 Crew Incident Report: Zuley's Latest Performance Exhibit A: Zuley, collapsed face-first into the throw pillow, apparently too overcome with fatigue to hold her own head up. Context the photo... Read more...
Issue #2 — Crime Scenes & Title Matches

Issue #2 — Crime Scenes & Title Matches
Here's the excerpt for Issue #2: "Lola got caught red-pawed in Mom's garden, and Elvis and Zuley are still fighting over the one toy — ignoring the four identical ones... Read more...
The Weekly Bark, Issue #1: Meet the Crew

The Weekly Bark, Issue #1: Meet the Crew
Before there was a company, there was just Harley. Meet the crew running things now — and why every shirt here starts with one of them doing something ridiculous. Read more...