Another Monday, another round of nonsense from the crew. Here's what happened this week.
Look What They Did Now
This is what "family bed" actually means in this house. Elvis, Lola, and Zuley all collapsed into one pile like someone hit the off switch mid-conversation — legs everywhere, nobody claiming their own space, everybody equally unbothered. We don't know how they sort out whose leg is whose. We don't think they know either.
Design Spotlight — "Wanted"
Straight out of the Bulldog Attitude collection, this one doesn't play around. Last seen napping. Charges: couch theft, zoomies after 9pm, selective hearing. Reward: belly rubs and a treat. Justice has never looked this soft. If your bulldog has a rap sheet of their own, this one's basically a confession shirt.
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Tell Us Something — Caption This
We don't even need to explain what's happening here. You tell us.
Drop your best caption in a reply. Best one gets featured in next week's issue (and eternal bragging rights).
Bulldog of the Week — Elvis
Elvis found something to say, and he wanted to make sure you could see it. That little tooth poking out over his tongue is doing about 90% of the talking here — the other 10% is just pure "what, you've never seen a masterpiece before?" energy.
— The Crew
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