Another Monday, another round of nonsense from the crew. Here's what happened this week.
Look What They Did Now
This week it's a full house — Elvis, Lola, and Zuley all caught doing what bulldogs do best: absolutely nothing, and looking incredible while doing it. Elvis decided the stone fireplace made a great backdrop for his "why aren't you feeding me right now" stare. Lola found the one sunbeam on the floor and turned into a puddle. And Zuley finished a lap around the living room (RIP to nobody, the basketball toy survived) and collapsed mid-pant like she just ran a marathon instead of ten feet. Three dogs, three moods, zero regrets.
Design Spotlight — They're Not Spoiled
They're not spoiled. They're his bulldogs. Or hers. This week's spotlight is a design straight out of the Bulldog Parent Life collection, and it says the quiet part loud: your dogs run the house, and everyone already knows it. Available in a his-and-hers pair — plus several other shirt colors beyond what's pictured, so you can match it to your own style.
Shop the Bulldog Parent Life Collection →
Tell Us Something
Every bulldog has a signature move. Vote for the one that sounds most like yours:
😴 Professional napper — can sleep 20 hours a day, easy
🍖 Food radar — hears a wrapper crinkle from three rooms away
🛋️ Furniture hog — somehow takes up the whole couch
😤 Drama queen/king — the snorts, the sighs, the audible disapproval
Hit reply and tell us which one — or tell us what we're missing!
Bulldog of the Week — Your Dog Could Be Here
This spot is reserved for YOUR bulldog — and this week, it's empty because nobody's sent one in yet. Got a dog who deserves the spotlight? Whether they're mid-zoomies, mid-snore, or just giving you that classic bulldog stink-eye, we want to see it.
Reply to this email with a photo and your dog's name for a chance to be featured next week.
— The Crew
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