The Weekly Bark, Issue #1: Meet the Crew
Before there was a company, there was just Harley.
He didn't ask for a brand. He wasn't consulted on the logo. He just showed up one day, took over the couch, and never gave it back.
Harley passed in 2025, and everything here — the shirts, the bad jokes, the three dogs currently running the place — exists because of him.
Meet the crew running things now
Elvis — Senior VP of Security Operations. Takes his job seriously. Naps through most of his shift.
Zuley — Director of Emotional Manipulation. Knows exactly what she's doing. Will deny it to your face.
Lola — Chief of Chaos. Self-appointed. No one has successfully removed her from the position.
Why this matters to you
Every design, every story, every dumb thing you read here starts with one of them doing something ridiculous — and 10% of proceeds from our Tribute Collection goes to bulldog rescue, because that felt like the right way to keep Harley's name meaning something.
That's issue #1. More chaos next week.
— The Crew, Harley's Creations
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