Professional Nap Coordinator T-Shirt
****BULLDOG APPROVED****
Description
Lightweight, breathable, and made to be lived in — this soft cotton tee wears like a quiet wink. The artwork shows a content, droopy bulldog beneath the curved script “Professional Nap Coordinator,” a playful badge of honor for anyone who prizes slow mornings and couch-side calm. It slips into weekend routines: morning coffee, an afternoon book, or an easy video call. The classic crew and clean fit keep the design front-and-center while remaining comfortably casual. Let it be the shirt you reach for when plans are minimal and rest is intentional.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; tear-away inner label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Shipping
We make things that work better and last longer. Our products solve real problems with clean design and honest materials.
We move fast. Your bulldog does not.
Once you place your order, we get to work. You'll receive a shipping confirmation email the moment it's on its way — complete with a tracking link you'll definitely check more than once.
Delivery times vary depending on where you are, but we'll get it to you as quickly as we can.
The wait is the hardest part. Your bulldog will keep the couch warm until it arrives.
Built to Last
Harley was many things — lazy, stubborn, opinionated about the couch. But he was never cheap.
Our apparel is produced through a mix of domestic partners, each one hand-picked for quality and fair value. We're not cutting corners on the thing you're going to wear to the dog park and get stopped about six times.
It's got to be good. Harley would have expected nothing less.