Chonk Squatch T-Shirt
Chonk Squatch T-Shirt
****BULLDOG APPROVED****
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Description
Bright, comfy, and a little bit wild — this soft cotton tee brings playful outdoorsy charm to everyday wear. A bold vintage-style patch art sits center chest, showing a stout, confident squatch against sunlit mountains. The lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes easily and breathes in warm weather. It feels like an easygoing day on a trailhead, coffee in hand and laughs around the campfire. Wear it to signal you don’t take life too seriously, that you love goofy legends and slow, sunlit mornings outside.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF print methods used for vivid, durable graphics (including DTF sleeve/neck labels)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Shipping
We make things that work better and last longer. Our products solve real problems with clean design and honest materials.
We move fast. Your bulldog does not.
Once you place your order, we get to work. You'll receive a shipping confirmation email the moment it's on its way — complete with a tracking link you'll definitely check more than once.
Delivery times vary depending on where you are, but we'll get it to you as quickly as we can.
The wait is the hardest part. Your bulldog will keep the couch warm until it arrives.
Built to Last
Harley was many things — lazy, stubborn, opinionated about the couch. But he was never cheap.
Our apparel is produced through a mix of domestic partners, each one hand-picked for quality and fair value. We're not cutting corners on the thing you're going to wear to the dog park and get stopped about six times.
It's got to be good. Harley would have expected nothing less.