Issue #10 — He Chose the Box. Twice.

Bulldog wedged onto the bottom shelf of a console table

He chose the box. Twice.

Look What They Did Now

Bulldog wedged onto the bottom shelf of a console table

There is a dog bed in this house. There is also, apparently, a console table shelf, which is objectively worse in every measurable way and somehow the preferred location. Decor be damned — this is home now.

Design Spotlight — Bad Investment: Orthopedic Dog Bed

Bad Investment Orthopedic Dog Bed design, he chose the box

We spent $74.99 on a memory foam orthopedic bed with joint support. He chose the box it came in. Then, apparently, a console table shelf. If you've ever bought your bulldog something nice only to watch them pick literally anything else, this one's for you.

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Bulldog Fun Fact

English Bulldogs can't swim well (or at all) — their heavy front-loaded build and short legs make it nearly impossible for them to stay afloat. So if yours ever ends up near a pool, always supervise, and a doggy life vest is worth it.

— The Crew

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